Before going forth with the visual and mental assault that you may yet choose to submit yourself to, despite all warnings to the contrary; we, the undersigned, would like to make it abundantly clear that nothing on this particular site contains, in any form, humor, skill, artistic integrity, or any other redeeming qualities that might merit its continued existence. It is, quite simply, stupid–and not even stupid in a good way. It might well be for this reason that nobody knows it exists (though other, similarly poor comics have done well enough in spite of it). In fact, if you do happen to come here, we would suggest that you click on a link in the sidebar and exit as quickly as your human hands can manage. Go somewhere more worthy. We don't pretend to cater to any kind of audience at all. We do this for no good reason, with the exclusion, perhaps, of our own amusement, which seems to be good enough for its maintenance, if you can believe it. Like as not, this will fall into disuse and obscurity soon enough, as we find other, more productive things to occupy our time; such as the pretty rainbow colors on the underside of CDs. Until then, feel free to let us know how much we deserve to die a horrible death and spend eternity spitted over the eternal flames of hell while being sodomized by ridiculously well endowed demons, etc., etc. We will read all your letters with open minds, then cry ourselves quietly to sleep. Actually, we'll probably just laugh at your lack of a sense of irony. Then we'll cry. But not very much.