7/4/2002:
Please to display the careful when shoots the firecracker.
6/30/2002:
Brazil wins big cup. Jumsy wins bet with Tungsten. Walruses everywhere rejoice as a decisive blow for freedom
is struck. Bon Jovi still sucks.
6/27/2002:
All your badger are belong to us.
6/23/2002:
We have no rocks, please look elsewhere.
6/19/2002:
Wrath, today, shall be dealt out in a lugubrious fashion.
You may feast your eyes upon the gloriousness that is the new Broccoli Applicants
Flash™ movie. Try not to be blinded by the brilliance.
6/15/2002:
Ronald McDonald.
6/13/2002:
News Archive added below. Weirdness fixed. Sweetness adjusted to +7.
6/11/2002:
Ain't nothin' but a desktop, baby/Three high-res pictures make me crazy.
1280x960
1024x768
800x600
6/9/2002:
Dust me a bobby and we can ship it, fig style. Soppy.
And clip it, too.
6/7/2002:
I'm a little teapot, short and stout.
>Here
is my orangutan, here is my snout.
When
I get all dressed up, hear me sprout.
Tip the tuttle and pouring drought.
6/5/2002:
If you're
wondering, the name of the forum theme is "I ate too much
Easter candy too fast and vomited it all up all over this forum
so now it looks really ugly."
Now
then, what you've all been waiting for: the Penny
Arcade fanart/crossover/whatever thingy. I don't know why.
6/3/2002:
Yes. Broccoli Applicants is now bi-daily. Except instead of twice
a day, it's once every two days. Try not to cry.
Forum=existence. Click.
6/1/2002:
Actually, I lied. Today the newness commences. No matter.
I'm still in charge around here for the time being.
Rats.
5/29/2002:
Tomorrow shall begin the actual new comics. Or the newly actual
comics. Or the nactewly....
Right. Jumsy here. If you're here, leave, because you actually
aren't.
5/27/2002:
The final design has been completed. At long last, the glory
of Broccoli Applicants may spread across the world like
wildfire, destroying all in its path, and bringing power to I,
Jumsy, he who shall soon be crowned emperor of the known universe.
Thank you.
